:: The Salesmen Central Node ::
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Unprocessed Faxes: 38
Unopened Memos: 902
Days Since Last Audit: 0
System Links
> Read the Memos (Newsletter)
> Music Transmissions (Bandcamp)
> Video Surveillance (YouTube)
> Uniform Depot (Coming Soon)
> Internal Recruitment Portal (Coming Soon)
WARNING: Residual Y2K code fragments detected. SYSTEM STABILITY COMPROMISED.
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